 Free
Beer Test Bar Joke
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the
bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the
guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon
of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while
doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have
to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's
never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy
says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier
from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of pepper tequilla with both hands, and downs it with
a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back
and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping,
then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Wherez zat woman with da sore tooth?"
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