 Blonde
First Class Seat Joke
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde
that she paid for economy and that she will have go sit in the back.
The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit
and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting
in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
and I'm staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he
probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I have
learned to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers
in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat
in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her
First Class isn't going to Montreal."
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