 Blonde
Kidnap Joke
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed
a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said
the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under
the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde
then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his
parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough,
a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the
$10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
blonde?"
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