Blonde
Losing Your Load Joke
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down
the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the
light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When
he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says
" Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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