Blonde
Lottery Win Joke
A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters
to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I
want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't
work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no.
I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the
man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during
the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look,
I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"
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