Blonde
Prison Escape Joke
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two
brunette. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house.
In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they
hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops
saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks
in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just
to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the
one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the
officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks
the one with the other brunette in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!",
so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks
the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"
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