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Blonde Jokes
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A. Practice.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.
A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde
looks up and says "Where?"
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