 Celebrity
Clocks Joke
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were
covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all
the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock,
and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock
that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that
it was Mother Teresa's. He then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was.
The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling
fan."
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