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Celebrity Jokes
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in
the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady.
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q. How come Mike Tyson’s eyes water during sex?
A. Mace
Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A. She didn't keep her mouth shut!
Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A. "Not according to Dad."
Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A. The Spice Girls!
Q. When will there be a woman in the White House?
A. When Hillary leaves town.
Q. Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?
A. Neither did she.
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