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Work Virus Computer Joke
THE WORK VIRUS
This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose...
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail,
Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT!
The "work" virus has been circulating round our building for
months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have
found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify
the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had
enough of your $h!t... I'm off down to the pub." The "work"
should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now
be successfully destroyed.
If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the
document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your
coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After
repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will
no longer trouble you.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone
in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastard!
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