 A
Letter from the Penis Joke
A LETTER FROM THE PENIS:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do. I do not get weekends of public holidays off. I work
in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace
that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work also exposes
me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, - The Penis
Response:
Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job
after brief work periods. You do not always follow the doctors orders
of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative you need
to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the
workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe
necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double
shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed
the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, - The Management.
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