 Car
Accident Lawyer Joke
Car Accident
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was
eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen
wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him
standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that
no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY
JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed.
"Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes,
I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked.
"HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about
is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is
missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side
and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
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