 Defendant's
Arm Lawyer Joke
Defendant's Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a
few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you
can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence
the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or
not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance
he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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