 Heart
Transplant Lawyer Joke
Heart Transplant
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options
with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors.
The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile
accident. The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank
or smoked and who died flying his private jet. And, the third donor is
an
attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient. After a successful
transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's
heart. "It was easy," explained the patient, "I wanted
a heart that hadn't been used."
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