Alligator
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Alligator Trick
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops
him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal
in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator
here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out
his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and
starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and
everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to
try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't
hit me with that stick."
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