 Robotic
Secretary Love Joke
Robotic Secretary
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works.
If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you
squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can
have sex, too!"
"Holy $hit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for
a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp"
Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "$hit!
I forgot to tell him her @$$ is a pencil sharpener!"
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