 Soft
Bet Old Age Joke
Soft Bet
Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship
now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Sam calls Abe and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft
than yours is hard. A thousand dollars..."
Abe replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology
you...."
Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer
soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"
Abe says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"
Sam answers, "Eleven years!"
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