 Ways
to Annoy Others in a Public Restroom Potty Joke
Ways to Annoy Others in a Public Restroom
The next time you are in a public restroom do one or more of the following:
* Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May
I borrow a highlighter?"
* Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
* Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise.
* Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
* Drop a marble and say, "Oh $hit! My glass eye!"
* Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
* Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
* Say, "Now how did that get there?"
* Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
* Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
* Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
* Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
* Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
* Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand
over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze
the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and
blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
* Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
* Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I gonna do?"
* Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
* Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
* Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
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