 Girls
You Might See in the Restroom Potty Joke
Girls You Might See in the Restroom
SELFISH GIRL: Enters alone and locks the door, saying to the girls following
that she will be out in a minute. Leisurely pees. Remarks, adjusts clothes
and poses before mirror keeping others squirming outside for an hour.
TIMID GIRL: Turns on faucet full force. Backs up to toilet, raises dress
and squats quickly. Listens intently to learn if sound other than faucet
can be heard.
CONCEITED GIRL: Approaches toilet with undulating movements. Raises dress
by finger tips. Expression while peeing indicates such a lovely creature
should not be compelled to attend to such lowly duties. Farts silently
and disdainfully.
HARDY GIRL: Raises dress with a whoop. Scuttles across the floor beating
other occupant to toilet. Squats with great force, rattling windows and
causing breasts to bob up and down, hums lively tune, peeing in squirts
to keep time, farts loudly and with great glee.
DRUNKEN GIRL: Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts manages to raise
dress. Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter. Pees for a while, singing
happy songs, suddenly starts to sob broken heartedly as she realizes that
she forgot to pull down her panties. Continues peeing and sobbing.
SLOPPY GIRL: Slip drops into toilet while squatting, never uses toilet
paper. Drags her business across the seat, getting seat wet. Never flushes
toilet. Emerges with back of skirt caught in her panties.
WORRIED GIRL: Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on fingers. Uses
toilet paper and examines it carefully and hopefully. Peers into toilet
before flushing, resolving never to go to bed drunk again.
THE I DON'T CARE GIRL: Just squats and fires away.
STUBBORN GIRL: Believes all public places are contaminated. Stands three
feet in front of toilet, backs up, takes careful aim and fires away, always
misses, but will try again.
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