 Ladies
Room Potty Joke
Ladies Room
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously
tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the
men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of
his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but
cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were
marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance
of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and
decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately
warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW,
the women really have it made!"
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle
breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was
out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder
puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last
thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed
the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover...
Your penis is under your pillow!"
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