 Red
Captain Shirt Potty Joke
Red Captain Shirt
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were
in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,
the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain
put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although
some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels
sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm
as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both
boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from
the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's
occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir,
why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted,
"If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound
and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in
silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate
ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became
silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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