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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents
of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous
about the meeting though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the
doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through
the dinner the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one-second longer
without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Spot!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog,
lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly
larger one go.
"Spot!" she called out sharply.
'I've got it made,' thought the fellow to himself. 'One more and I'll
feel fine'. So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot!!!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he
craps on you!"
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