 Surviving
without Food Potty Joke
Surviving without Food
Two guys were swapping stories in the park one day and one guy (a war
vet) mentioned that during the war he was captured and held for weeks
without food.
The other guy said, "How could you survive without food?"
"It wasn't easy," he said. "but I had a big meal before
I was captured and learned to eat my own $hit."
"WHAT??! That's disgusting!" said the guy. "I don't believe
you!"
Without a second thought the vet reached into his pants, $hit in his hand
and promptly ate it on the spot.
The second guy (now gagging) said, "My God! If you can do that so
easily, we can bet big money and rake in a fortune!!"
"Sounds good to me," said the vet. "I can use the money."
The next day the guy had set up a bet with two wealthy but unbelieving
highrollers. "This I gotta see," said one of the gamblers.
"It ain't gonna happen," said the other. "No one can eat
their own $hit."
"Lets do it," said the vet's buddy as he set down a plate full
of $hit in front of the vet.
The vet looks down ready to dig in, when all of a sudden he bolts from
the table and projectile pukes a streak across the room right on the two
gamblers.
In a rage the gamblers kick the living crap out of both the vet and his
buddy, they take their winnings and leave.
"We lost it all!!" said the buddy. "Why in the hell didn't
you eat the $hit??"
"There was a hair in it!" said the vet.
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