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An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in
a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due
to the wife's interest in health food and exercising. When they reached
the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked
out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a Jacuzzi. As they
looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going
to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied. "This is Heaven."
Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship-style
golf course that the home bordered. They would have golfing privileges
every day and each week, the course changed to a new one representing
the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the
greens fees?" St. Peter replied, "This is heaven, you play for
free." Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet
lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?"
asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it
is free!" St. Peter replied, with some exasperation. "Well,
where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked
timidly.
St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part, you can eat as much as
you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get
sick either. This is, after all, Heaven." With that, the old man
went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
screaming wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,
asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This
is all your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could
have been here ten years ago!"
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