 Nuns
and Holy Water Religious Joke
Nuns and Holy Water
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the
first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis,"
she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter
heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had
ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven,"
he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter
asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because
I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
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