 Performance
Scale Religious Joke
St Peter's Questions
Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate,
there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks
the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?".
The man responds "My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City
Taxi driver for 14 years" "Very well," says St. Peter,
"Here is your silk robe and golden scepter, now you may walk in the
streets of our Lord." St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks "What
is your name and what did you accomplish?" He responds, "I'm
Father O'Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord".
"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe
and wooden staff, you may enter." "Wait a minute," says
O'Flannagan, "You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter,
why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?". "Well,"
St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while
you preached, everyone slept, when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!"
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