 Baseball
in Heaven Sports Joke
Baseball in Heaven
There once were two best friends named Bob and Earl. They were two of
the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives revolved
around baseball. Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter,
and they examined every box score during the season. They went to over
60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to
come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching a Yankee
victory earlier in the evening. He died a happy man.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from
beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed, "So tell me, is
there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do
you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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