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in Relation to Sex Sports Joke
Baseball in Relation to Sex
First Base - This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought
it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes
not.
Second Base - Variously this meant tongue kissing, breast feeling, or
outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base - Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner.
Home Run - This was ALWAYS sex, although it was rarely reached in the
times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases.
On Deck - Having plans for a date
Strike-Out - Duh!!
Walk - Kissing
Bunt - Masturbation
Single - Tongue kissing
Double - Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing and
feels
Triple - Most of the clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the park home run - Oral Sex
Ground Rule Double - Would have sex, but no condom
Error - Condom breaks during sex
Banned for life for gambling - Sex without condom
Hall of Fame - Marriage
Now that we've got the basics, let's introduce some terms to better explain
all the things that can happen now a days.
Balk - Premature ejaculation
Pine Tar - KY jelly
Relief pitcher - Vibrator
Rain Delay - Parents/roommate return home unexpectedly
Box Seats - Waterbed
Seventh Inning Stretch - Unusual positions
Rookie - Virgin
Minor Leagues - Under 18
Loaded Bases - Manages a trio
Grand Slam - Sex four times in twelve hours
Foul tip - VD
Three up and three down - Impotency
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