 Biker
in Hell Sports Joke
Biker in Hell
Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway
one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of
the road. The biker thought to himself, "I'll cut that cat in two,"
and he bore down on it hard.
As he got closer, though, he suddenly realized that it was not a cat,
but a large piece of metal lying in the road. Too late! His front wheel
plowed into it and he was sent flying over the handlebars and onto the
road at 80 MPH.
When he arrived in Hell, the person welcoming the new arrivals was the
Devil himself. As the Devil shook the ex-biker's hand, he asked mockingly,
"So, how do you like it here?"
The bad-ass biker replied, "Man, this is one COOL place!"
The old Devil was just a little miffed at this upstart, so he decided
to crank up the thermostat a notch. The next day, the Devil sought out
the biker and asked, "So, how do you like it now?"
The biker responded by saying, "This is great! Reminds me of those
drug runs to Sonora during the hot afternoons in August."
Naturally, the Devil was only more angered, and cranked the heat up as
far as it could go. The next day, Hell was unbelievable. Even some demons
were melting into the floor. The Devil again found the biker, and asked
how he was holding up. Undaunted, the biker proclaimed, "It's almost
as hot as the time I beat and robbed those vacationers out in Death Valley.
I love it!"
By now the Devil was just furious, so he turned the thermostat all the
way down. Way down! As far down as could ever be imagined. The next morning,
he tracked down the biker again and asked, "OK smart-ass, how do
you like it NOW?"
With icicles hanging from every part of his body, the biker shivered and
chattered, "W-w-w-what h-h-hhappened, d-d-d-did the Broncos f-f-finally
w-w-win the Super Bowl?"
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