 Red
Sox Fan Sports Joke
Red Sox Fan
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered
a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect, the Cubs fan took off his cap
and placed it over her right breast. The Yankee fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Red Sox fan
took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the Yankee cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some more notes. The officer then lifted the Red Sox cap, replaced it,
then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced
it one last time.
The Red Sox was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when
I look under a Red Sox hat, I find an a$$hole."
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