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Scotsman at the Baseball Game Sports Joke
The Scotsman at the Baseball Game
A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game.
After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"
The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood
up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah bahstard.
R-r-run!"
A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased
with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard,
r-r-run will ya."
The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went
outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the
Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A
friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have
to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stood up in disbelief and screamed,
"Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"
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