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Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents Joke
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10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car
will stay lost.
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV
test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice
home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be
rather vindictive at times.
4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market won't cash
my welfare check!
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
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