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Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Real Estate Agent Joke
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Real Estate Agent When
You Go To Settlement On Your New Home...
1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's
garden."
2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps
the ancient Indian burial ground."
3. "Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels,
but I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet
of it."
4. "One bleeding toilet doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted."
5. "Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, they're not
'killer' bees."
6. "Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it
would reach as far back as your property."
7. "It's quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not
in the presence of radioactivity."
8. "Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions
right next door?"
9. "It's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was
never actually able to prove it was murder."
10. "You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night."
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