 You
Might Be a Redneck If.. Joke
You Might Be a Redneck If..
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Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of taking
the wheels off his doublewide.
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home
town.
You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in
the truck.
"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies
Night" at the local bar.
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new
Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I
Will Always Love You".
Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.
Your Momma would rather go to the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record
collection.
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You've ever hit a deer with your car... on purpose!
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
You've ever yelled "Rock the house Bubba!" during a piano recital.
You were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.
You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself.
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