 MadCool
Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the 4 train and she took the 2 train
twice! - Ninajc
yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale - crazy legs
yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper - crazy legs
yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched
yo mama - crazy legs
Your mama is so dumb she need's a tutor to read lips . - FCOCONUT
Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone! - Mario15013
yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico - RasJas125
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested
for mooning
Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors
chipped in to buy her a curtain!
You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you SH*T HAppens
yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head
lock. - Smrtboy913
Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the
border.
yo momma so hairy...u almost died of carpet burns when u were born
ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!!
yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE! - WABJAXBCH
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!
yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing
"we are family, I got all my sister with me....."
Yo mama sooo hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Your Mom is so nasty, When i asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her
feet and said "CORN"!
Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout!
Your Momma is so fat, She bungee jump and fell straight to Hell.
YOUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN
Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He
Told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved -
Damian Buitureida
Yo Momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town say Seats 240 people
or yo momma - Outlaw
Yo mamma's so fat...wait you don't have a mamma you have two daddies and
a chemistry set. - Kevin
your momma so dum she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on
the other side - Anonymous
yo mamma is so fat you can bunjee jump with her knicker elastic - David
Yo Momma is soooo fat, she needs a boomerang to tie around her belt. -
Tasso
Your mama's butt is so big if you put numbers on it she could stamp license
plates - Vegeta
Yo Mama is so stupid she try to commit suicide by jumping out the basement
window - Freddy V
Yo Momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up
her mind - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
- Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put "O.K." - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
- Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your
house - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes
notes - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain - Juuhachi-Gou
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
- Juuhachi-Gou
Yo Momma so fat when i had sex with her i had to slap her ass and ride
in the wave - Sugaray
|Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter - K Krayzie
Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree - K Krayzie
Yo momma so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off
her - K Krayzie
Yo mommas so fat that when she was floatin in the ocean spain tried to
claim her as the new world - K Krayzie
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