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Yo Momma Jokes Page 7
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Yo mama is so fat her butt got her own congressman - G DOG
Yo mama so fat she went to Jenny Craigs and they said "We asked for
your wight not your phone number - Blondegoddess
Your Mama's so white she shops at KKKmart - Big Al
Your Mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "F*** it
- they don't pay me enough to do this - Big Al
yo mommma just like a vacum she suck, she blows, and get's laid in the
cloest - Anonymous
Yo momma is so stupid, she failed the urine test, right after she failed
the pregnancy test! - Mikey
ur momma so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer - msitom000
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she drinks a glass of water it turns to
lemonade. - paige
Yo momma so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. - DaT GuRL
yo mamma so fat when she entered a fat contest she won 1, 2, and 3 - slip-n-slide
yo mama so fat,she sat in a car and made spare parts - john niagraflls
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry - Anonymous
your mum is so fat when she bought a water-bed thay had to lay a blanket
over the pacific ocean - Jonathon mcbain
ya mama so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out - Anonymous
your mums so fat she can't jump to conclusions! - numnuts
yo mama like a doorknob every one gets a turn - Anonymous
yo momma is so fat that she sat on a quarter and a booger flew out of
george washington's nose.- gondeur
Yo momma is so fat that she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar.
- gondeur
your mama so skinny, if she grew a afro, she'd look like a used Qtip.
- david nimako
yo momma so stupid i told her your birthday is right around the conner
she ran to go get it - c money
yo mamma is so stupid,she stuck two energizer batteries up her butt and
yelled "i got the power" - Anonymous
Yo momma like a hardware store, ten cents per screw - Anonymous
Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch - Anonymous
yo momma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it over a cliff.
- mamabwoy
yo momma is so fat shes both sides of the family. - raven
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides
of the milk carton! - Grumpy Basement Person
yo mama so slow she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
- Bre-Bre
Your moma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl. - G man
yo momma so stupid when I was walking down the street I saw her yelling
into a envelope I said ''what you doing'' and she said ''sending a voicemail''
- the legend
yo mama so cheap she dreams in black and white - Egglypse
yo mama so cheap she goes to KFC and licks everybody else's fingers -
Egglypse
yo mommas so poor she cant even afford 2 pay attention - Zora and Tamika
Yo mama so ugly that when she goes in a strip club they pay her to keep
her clothes on - jeremy
yo momma so old that when i said to act her age she died - mackenzie
your mother is so dumb she looked at an orange juice carton for four hours
because it said concentrate! - Andrew Moore
yo momma is so ugly that when she was born she had to be put in an incubator
with tinted windows. - sean
yo mamma is so fat when she went to get her picture taken the camera guy
said, 'say cheese" she said, "where?" - jeffro
Yo mamma is so, fat that when she fell in love, she broke it. - Anonymous
Yo momma so fat when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip
flops - sam
Yo momma is so fat that when she dies not even God could carry her soul
up - Anonymous
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