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Yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade! - Zmustang1
Yo mamma so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack! - Zmustang1
Yo' mommas so fat she goes to Earl Shines Auto Garage to get her toe nails
painted - Mike
yo momma so fat she fell out of a rocket ship and blew up the earth! -
Anonymous
yo mamma so stupid she took a coloring book with her to see the color
purple - hick-kac
yo mamma so stupid she thought DMX was a group - hick-kac
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she turn around it's her next birthday -
ladoo
ur mother so ugly her mother had to feed her with a sling shot - yea baby
yo momma ain't got not teeth talking bout give me a bite. - little ginuwine
yo momma so fat she sat in a chair, and the chair started singing i'm
going down. - little ginuwine
yo momma so fat, she uses a navy ship as jet skies - Anonymous
yo momma so fat, she uses trees as pot - big dawg
yo mamma so ugly she got pulled over for D.W.U.(driving while ugly) -
kick-kac
yo mamas so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock - eminem
Yo mama so hairy she got affros on her nipples -The Ultimit playa
Yo momma so dumb, she put a quarter in the meter and said where's my gumball.
- Froggie baby
Your momma so old when she saw Jurassic Park it brought back memories
- Anonymous
Yo momma is so fat that one day she sat in her car and it said Low Ri-der
- tracie
Yo momma is so fat when I finally got on top of her-I burned my a$$ with
the light bulb - liz
yo momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent
- liz
Yo mama's so dry, her crab's carry canteens! - samfish7
yo mommas butt soooo fat, they use her a$$ to cover a volcano! - Big Momma
Yo Momma so loose it's like throwing a weenie down the hallway - Rosie
Your momma is so poor when I put out a ciggerette she yelled "Who
turned off the heat???" - sweetheart
Yo momma so fat her bellybutton doesn't have lint it has sweaters - KATE
H.
Yo momma so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd - KATE H.
Yo momma so fat she was diognosed with a flesh eating diseases and the
doctor gave her 17 years to live - KATE H.
yo momma so black she gets in tha jacuzzi and turns tha water into hot
chocolate! - Lady Iceberg
Yo momma is so fat when she jump on the trampoline with Yellow on, The
sun said I give up! - shorty
Yo momma so old, she be gamblin' wit da dinosaurs - Julie Barker
Yo mama so ugly, she gave FREDDY KRUGER nightmares. - nik-nik
Yo momma so ugly, her pillow cries at night. - FyRe
Yo momma so fat she has three different shirt sizes: Exlarge, Jumbo, and
OH my god its coming towards us. - Branden Yo house so dirty the roaches
need dirt bikes to get around - edomac
yo mammas house is so dirty i have to wipe my feet before going outside
- steven
yo mama is so dumb, she stucked two batteries up her a$$ and said "I
GOT THE POWER". - Viper
Yo momma so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers. - CJ
your momma's so ugly when she crys the tears run down the back of her
head cuz they to scared to come down the front - venom
yo mamma is so stupid she thought 2 pac shakur was a jewish holiday -
nobody
yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say
go! - Anonymous
Yo momma is soo fat,when she goes to the beach people crowed around her
for shade! - Anonymous
Yo mama's so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped. - Frank Rizzo
Yo momma so dumb, she went to the movies and they said 17 and under not
permitted so she went and got 16 of her friends. - Amy
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the
ocean - Anonymous
Yo mama is so loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway - Anonymous
Yo mama is so stupid i told her i was going to get her tommy HILLfigure
and she told me she already tried to lose weight - smarta$$
your mamma is so poor that she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on
layway - Evan
yo momma is so poor if she got robbed it would just be for practice. -
Cheifhairy
yo mama so dumb when she was drivin to disney land she saw a sign that
said disney land left so she turned around and went home - funny dude
Yo momma so ugly, when she went into the bank they turned off the security
cameras - Jon
Yo mamma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. - Shane
Boller
Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory - Anonymous
Your momma so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road. - martymar
Yo Momma is so fat, shw went outside in a blue dress and everyone said
the sky is falling. - babookie
Your mama is so stupid she went to pizza hut and order a Big Mac - BIGC
Yo Mamma so fat when she saw a school bus pass by she said come back Twinkie
- Daniel85
yo mama is so fat, she went to Jenny Craig and Jenny Craig said "sorry,
we dont do miracles" - Anonymous
Your momma is sooo old i looked in her year book and saw jesus! - da brat
Yo momma so dumb,she studied for a drug test! - Pretty Thug
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