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your mama so cheap when your house burnt down she said, "Clap your
handz stop your feet thank the lord we have heat" - Mad fuNny
Yo momma's glasses so thick she look at a map and seen people wavin' -
Nate Dogg
you momma so country she has corn bread for her weading cake - Nate Dogg
yo momma like a basketball, she bounces from one person to the next -
Nate Dogg
Yo momma so pour when I asked to use the bathroom she said third bucket
on the right. - Little Slugga
yo mommas so poor i walked in her house and 2 roaches tripped me and took
my wallet - chris
yo mama is sooo fat when she put on high heals and walked out onto the
street she struck oil! - Anonymous
Your momma so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a twinkie
on the other side just to get her through. - JokeMaster
Your momma is so ugly when she walk by the restroom the toilet flushed
- joker99
yo momma so fat when she sat in the road I ran out of gas trying to go
around her - Anonymous
yo moma is so big she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon -
Anonymous
yo mama is like a t.v. Even a 2 year old can turn her on! - masterjo8
Yo momma is so stupid that when she asked me what kind of jeans I had
on i said guess she said hmmm? - DaRKsTaR
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a
date - Anonymous
Yo mama so fat,that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby
Dick - Creedfan
Yo momma is so old that they key on Benjamin Frankilins kite was the key
to her apartment. - Junior
Yo momma is so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal - Ian
Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
- XTC
yo momma is so old she has powder milk in her breast - Anonymous
Yo momma breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts -
Anonymous
yo momma said lets throw a party and she ain't got no arms - susu
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and turned it into 4 quarters.
- nubbins04
Your mommas so fat, she was wearin a malcom x t-shirt and a helicopter
tried to land on her - nubbins04
your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out - nubbins04
your mommas so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will
play with her - nubbins04
your mommas so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street, i said what
r u doing? she said MOVING - nubbins04
your mommas so poor when your dads ciggarette burnt out she said "who
turned out the lights?" - nubbins04
yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on da floor and missed! - spydre
Yo momma is so hairy that when she went ot the zoo the zookepper said'"get
back to your cage!" - Anonymous
yo mamma nose is so big her boogers look like green apples - Richard R.
YO mamma is so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach
she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got somethin to
eat! - Anonymous
Yo' momma so fat...she's got stretch marks on her teeth!! - BettyG
Yo mamma so fat, when she saw a school bus she said, "Stop that twinkie
with oreos!" - Jessica
your moma is so stupid she sold her car for a gallon of GAS! - Jayden
Your mommas so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing
out all the w's - Phillip
yo momma so dumb that when she imed her self she thinks she is talking
and when she writes and then writes back she says stop coping me - Anonymous
yo mama is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw - Anonymous
your mommas so fat, when she walked passed the t.v. I missed three commercials
- Anonymous
YO Momma so fat when she went to a restuarant the waiter said party of
Five. - BaDkArMa
Yo mamma so ugly she makes urine curdle - loopy
yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pissed in herself.
- Anonymous
yo mama is so black the cops shot at her and the bullets came back for
flash-lights! - mr.emtypants
Yo momma like a toilet... she's big, white & smells like $hit - Monique
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we got the dead sea! - Mo-nike
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis & Butt Head look like noble prize
winners! - Seriously193
Yo momma so slutty she heard Santa Claus say "HO Ho HO" so she
thought she was gettin it three times! - Seriously193
YO mamma is soooo fat, shes got a watch for each time zone - ATOMATON
Yo mamma is soo poor, your family car is a skateboard - ATOMATON
Yo mamma is soooo stpid, she put her watch in the bank to save time. -
ATOMATON
Yo momma is so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "eclipse"!
- GIl
Yo mama is so poor i walked in her house and asked to use the bathroom
she said right this way i walked in the bathroom and saw a cockroach on
a Pepsi can and he said "wait yo turn" - Poor mammy
Yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she smiled you could see Dorthy skipping
across her teeth! - Lilchika
your mama so fat when she went to sizzilers she got a group discount -
mookie
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