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Yo Momma Jokes Page 6
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walks around, she wears a sign that says "plz
dont feed." - wassup
Yo Momma's ass is so big, she got arrested at the airport for having 20
lbs. of crack - Jeffy
Yo Momma so ugly, they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled -
Jeffy
Yo Mommas breath so bad, she had to take a prescription tic-tac - Jeffy
Yo Momma is so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit
on - Anonymous
Yo momma so stupid, she brought Toilet paper to a craps game - steve
yo mamas teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin
on pop corn! - logan
Yo Momma's so bald. when she braids her hair, it looks like stiches -
[SBB] FlufyLuvySexyBuny
your momma so fat she was born w/a silver shovel in her mouth - peach
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship - JAC
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her
farts!!! - JAC
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through
a tunnel when they want to clean it. - JAC
Yo momma so funky she slowed down speed stick. - JAC
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist
to cut - JAC
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons - JAC
Yo momma so old she's blind from the big bang. - JAC
Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet. - JAC
Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS. - JAC
Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gum line. - JAC
Yo momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE! - JAC
Yo momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
- JAC
Yo momma so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor - JAC
Yo momma so stupid she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
- JAC
Yo momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp! - JAC
Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face. - JAC
ya mom so poor the eletric company came to ya house and blew out your
candles - darkvegeta
your mom has been on welfare so long, they put her picture on the food
stamp - FusionSaturn-slc
Your mommas so horny that u were born out of her A$$ cuz the OTHER SIDE
WAS TO BUSY! - PaNDa
Your momma's Breath so wack she needs a tick not a tack but the whole
DAMN PACK! - Dazed SOC 2000
Yo mamma so stupid,there was a guy walking in front of her with a nike
shirt that said "just do it" so she started humping a pole.
- Anonymous
Yo momma is so stupid people were askin her for crack and she bent ova
and said here - steph and mel
your momma so slutty i could've been your daddy but the guy behind me
had the exact change - Anonymous
yo momma is so stupid she tried wake up a sleeping bag - Anonymous
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