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Your moma is so old she owes fred flinstone a food stamp - TheRealSk8r

your momma is so old she use to babysit yoda - TheRealSk8r

Yo momma is so fat, you have to iron her pants in the driveway! - Mikey

yo mamma so fat that she went into a haunted house and came out with aplications. - bluejay

yo mamma so stupid that she went to the doctor, the doctor said "you got a caderac" she go "no i got a lincoln" - bluejay

yo mamma so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two timezones. - bluejay

Yo mamma so stupid I said it was chili she came outside with a bowl - Little slugga

Yo mamma so fat i tried to walk arond her and got lost - Little slugga

yo momma so fat she gets horny off a cookbook. - trav and andrew

Yo momma so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move out of the way - the big one

Yo momma is so stupid she like to mop the carpet... - Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat, she bunjee jumps with a chain - G

Yo Mamma is so fat she can jumpstart a space shuttle. - Yo Momma King

Yo mamma ain't got no legs, saying I'm going run for president. - Latrell's biggest fan

yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T. but if she road the bike across the moon,she caused an eclipse. - Barbie

yo momma is so fat when she put on a red dress everybody yelled its the kool aid man. - Anonymous

your momma is so fat when she walks her butt claps - Anonymous

yo momma so fat, she triped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed right on Target. - FoxyChic

yo momma so flat, shes jealous of the wall. - FoxyChic

yo momma's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller. - FoxyChic

yo momma's lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray. - FoxyChic

yo momma so fat, she has a run in her blue jeans. - FoxyChic

yo momma so fat, she left the house wherin' high heels and came back in flip flops. - FoxyChic

yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu. - FoxyChic

yo momma so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road. - FoxyChic

yo momma so loose, After I screwed her, I looked inside and saw a guy sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. - FoxyChic

Yo momma so funky her Sure deodorant is now confused! - Chi

Yo momma so funky she made right guard turn left. - Chi

Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! - Chi

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. - Chi

Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships! - Chi

Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. - MM

your mammas so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it. - Chris C.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! - Chi

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" - Chi

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy" - Chi

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in! - Chi

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*ck off!!! - Chi

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feeds her. - Chi

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up! - Chi

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too! - Chi

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. - Chi

Yo Momma is so ugly.. They use her face for gorrila cookies

YO MOMMA is so Stupid, She went to a 99 cents only store and ask how much?

Yo Momma is so short.. When she jumped off the curb.. she Died!

Your Momma is so horny.. When she gave birth to you, she kept pushing you in and out

youR mOmma is so ugly.. she made blind kids cry

Your Momma ain't got no legs and she's talking about.."Let's go Kick It"

Yo mama so old I slapped her back and her breast fell off

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIR

Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out

Yo Momma teeth is so yellow, When God said "let there Be light" She smile

Yo mama's so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate" - MM

Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her. - funkmaster

Yo momma so hairy she looks like a chia pet in a sweater - funkmaster

Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers - funkmaster

Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle stick in the air and calls it airconditioning - funkmaster

yo mamma so fat i had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on her good side - justin

your mama is so fat when she dances the band skips - Anonymous

your mama is so stupid she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 - Anonymous

your mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon - Anonymous

your mama is so old her birthday got expired - Anonymous

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