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Your moma is so old she owes fred flinstone a food stamp - TheRealSk8r
your momma is so old she use to babysit yoda - TheRealSk8r
Yo momma is so fat, you have to iron her pants in the driveway! - Mikey
yo mamma so fat that she went into a haunted house and came out with aplications.
- bluejay
yo mamma so stupid that she went to the doctor, the doctor said "you
got a caderac" she go "no i got a lincoln" - bluejay
yo mamma so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two
timezones. - bluejay
Yo mamma so stupid I said it was chili she came outside with a bowl -
Little slugga
Yo mamma so fat i tried to walk arond her and got lost - Little slugga
yo momma so fat she gets horny off a cookbook. - trav and andrew
Yo momma so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move out
of the way - the big one
Yo momma is so stupid she like to mop the carpet... - Anonymous
Yo momma is so fat, she bunjee jumps with a chain - G
Yo Mamma is so fat she can jumpstart a space shuttle. - Yo Momma King
Yo mamma ain't got no legs, saying I'm going run for president. - Latrell's
biggest fan
yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T. but if she road the bike
across the moon,she caused an eclipse. - Barbie
yo momma is so fat when she put on a red dress everybody yelled its the
kool aid man. - Anonymous
your momma is so fat when she walks her butt claps - Anonymous
yo momma so fat, she triped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed
right on Target. - FoxyChic
yo momma so flat, shes jealous of the wall. - FoxyChic
yo momma's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
- FoxyChic
yo momma's lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray. - FoxyChic
yo momma so fat, she has a run in her blue jeans. - FoxyChic
yo momma so fat, she left the house wherin' high heels and came back in
flip flops. - FoxyChic
yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu. - FoxyChic
yo momma so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road. - FoxyChic
yo momma so loose, After I screwed her, I looked inside and saw a guy
sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. - FoxyChic
Yo momma so funky her Sure deodorant is now confused! - Chi
Yo momma so funky she made right guard turn left. - Chi
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! - Chi
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. - Chi
Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships! - Chi
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,
they put it around her neck. - MM
your mammas so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it. - Chris C.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! - Chi
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" - Chi
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free
Willy" - Chi
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in! - Chi
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get
the f*ck off!!! - Chi
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feeds her. - Chi
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
- Chi
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
- Chi
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Chi
Yo Momma is so ugly.. They use her face for gorrila cookies
YO MOMMA is so Stupid, She went to a 99 cents only store and ask how much?
Yo Momma is so short.. When she jumped off the curb.. she Died!
Your Momma is so horny.. When she gave birth to you, she kept pushing
you in and out
youR mOmma is so ugly.. she made blind kids cry
Your Momma ain't got no legs and she's talking about.."Let's go Kick
It"
Yo mama so old I slapped her back and her breast fell off
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIR
Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out
Yo Momma teeth is so yellow, When God said "let there Be light"
She smile
Yo mama's so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice
box because it said "concentrate" - MM
Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her. - funkmaster
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a chia pet in a sweater - funkmaster
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers - funkmaster
Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle stick in the air and calls it airconditioning
- funkmaster
yo mamma so fat i had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to
get on her good side - justin
your mama is so fat when she dances the band skips - Anonymous
your mama is so stupid she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 - Anonymous
your mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon - Anonymous
your mama is so old her birthday got expired - Anonymous
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