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Yo Momma Jokes Page 5
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Yo Momma So fat she takes posters not pictures - Ray Uvero
yo mamma so nasty, when i asked her what's to drink she lifted up her
left breast and said SPOILED MILK - Anonymous
Yo Mamma so fat when she stepped on a talking scale it said there is f_cking
a elephant on me! - Neo
yo momma is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss
her goodbye - Anonymous
Yo Momma so ugly that when she woke up in the morning roaches were huddled
around her neck singing, "We are Family..." - funny girl
yo mama teeth so rottin look like she got a set of dice in her mouth.-
Anonymous
Yo Momma so stupid the last time she used a vibrator she broke her two
front teeth! - Sephiroth_Masamune
Yo momma so ugly,when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted
windows - Lush
Yo momma so poor...I asked her if I could go to the bathroom, she gave
me two sticks...1 for holding the roof up and the other to fight of cockroaches.
- turboblastoise
Yo momma so ghetto, her car alarm says: "Back up n****!" - oaktown_playa
yo momma soo loose she sat on a stool and hit the floor - Maddog16k
yo mamma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer - anonymous
Yo Momma so hairy she spread open her legs and every one said Bush Gardens!
- Will Fenske
yo momma so fat your family portrait takes up 10 frame 5 of them are yo
mommas - Riceboi
yo mamma is so dumb....... she makes blondes look smart. - Vegeta's Girl
your mamas so fat when she gett in a elevator it says next stop hell -
robby
yo mamma so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its
time to eat - sean gilbert
Yo Momma's hair is so nappy , Moses couldn't part it - Lauren
Yo mama so nasty, when she was workin at a sperm bank she got fired for
drinkin on the job!!! - J&G
Yo mama so ugly, she was in the Ripley's believe it or not - Anonymous
yo mamas so stupid she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see
her self sleeping - the great one
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail! -
Anonymous
yo mamma iz so fat and hairy she look like king kong with titiez
Yo Momma is so stupid, I told her to take out the trash so she moved out.
- Anonymous
yo momma so dumb she saw her reflection on the T. v. and thought she was
on double jepordy - boni and clyde
yo momma so fat she landed down on the earth and made the dinosours extinct
- boni and clyde
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1 year to download her picture - Kevin
Yo momma is so old she made Fred Flinstone BedRock - Anonymous
Yo momma so stupid she tuck a phone up her butt, and thought she was making
a booty call - crazyA$$
yo momma so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals - jdawg
Your mama is so poor when i went to her house and asked her were the bathroom
is and she told me to pick a corner any corner - funky fenton
yo momma so poor, on a halloween night i asked her what she was decorating
her house with and she opened up her legs and said coochie cobwebs - Anonymous
yo mamma so black malcom x made her sit on the back of the bus - streamside
yo mamma so ugly she makes legless kids run - dude
Your Momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a
drink - Anonymous
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers Basketball game to get a hair
cut - Anonymous
Yo mama breath must be taking karate because it's really kickin - Willennium02
Yo momma is so fat on halloween she says trick or meatloaf - Anonymous
Your mamma's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
- Madd Matt
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